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Friday, January 1, 2010

Bumscratcher wants some

CousinKisser over at Achiever card blog has thrown down the gauntlet.

I have either accepted, run through it, or something. I don't know what a gauntlet is so I am not sure what I am supposed to do with it. Anyway my response:

Epic post, well played.

The Buckeyes that were on my salad of organic greans and marion berrys (the non crack smoking kind) have started to make their journey into my bowels, however, they are probably stuck there for years to come.

THE Beavers, as they are to everyone else, are a non factor in Oregon Sports. I often explain my lack of like or dislike for them and people seem to understand. I'm not a diehard Duck fan, although with some hollandaise sauce and raspberry jam Duck cannot be beat.

I'm not sure I can ever like or even forgive THE Ohio State University for being THE most pretentious school out there. I would put Ivy league schools up their, but again, none of us common folk care of their douchebaggery.

I do fear that THE Ducks may be in trouble versus THE Ohio State University but I shrink from nothing except when I get out of a pool and get cold, Assparagus, and women humping my leg with my girlfriend in the next room with my frat brothers chanting my name.

Therefore, I accept your bet but since our state unemployment rate is ranked higher than our Football team, I need no more of that.

THE MotherScratcher V. THE IamJoeCollector bet over something that neither one of us has control over but will take all of THE credit for IS ON like Donald Faison.

THE bet is for a box of cards of THE loser's choice. Do you have THE Kidney Stones to accept?

PS. Having known a few Duck cheerleaders they are pretty hot and THE marrying type, whereas THE OSU are attractive and THE drunken frat party pump and dump type.

January 1, 2010 2:03 PM

stusigpi said...
Endnote 1.

I'll even spot you 1/2 point.

Word Verification: fleduck

Really, fleduck.

January 1, 2010 2:08 PM

Yes Virginia, it really was fleduck.

1 comment:

TJ said...

Youv'e got this one. Go Ducks!